Comments on: Gee, Thanks http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2007/08/24/gee-thanks/ (It's not defined!) Fri, 18 May 2012 04:08:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Blair http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2007/08/24/gee-thanks/#comment-2708 Blair Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:45:19 +0000 http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2007/08/24/gee-thanks/#comment-2708 You've just given me an idea... (You should, of course, <a href="/blair/zero/2007/09/04/the-curse-stops-here/" rel="nofollow">forward this to all your friends!</a>) You’ve just given me an idea…

(You should, of course, forward this to all your friends!)

]]> By: John http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2007/08/24/gee-thanks/#comment-2665 John Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:04:57 +0000 http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2007/08/24/gee-thanks/#comment-2665 I think a whole new chainletter needs to be written. Basically the chain letter will say that a powerful blessing and curse has been placed on the chain letter. Those who follow its demands will be free from the curses for not forwarding any future chain letter they receive. The ultimate cure-all that will allow them to ignore all future chain letters without punishment. Those who don't follow the demands, though, will be cursed with the curses of all chain letters they have ever forwarded. (Yes, harsh, but there's a reason...wait for it.) This chain letter will demand the recipient of the email to forward it to as many people as they can think of who have ever sent a chain letter to them, except for the sender of this cure-all chain-letter of course, though the sender is now immune anyway. If they can't think of anyone who has ever sent them a chain letter, that's where the kicker kicks in. They're stuck. Somebody received a chain letter from them, meaning they wrote it. There will be an added provision that you must be able to forward it to more people than chain letters you have ever written, or the curse will kick in, regardless of the number of people you can forward it to. (I know if I write this I can forward it to more than one person. Those who initially write chain letters are bound to receive them occasionally too, but they better hope they receive them from enough people, or they're in trouble! Not that I think that this would work. But wouldn't it be cool to curse all the writers of chain letters in this manner? Meanwhile making everyone else in the universe immune from future chain letters. I'm wondering if I know anyone in the Wicca/Pagan community that could actually make the chain letter have this power.. I think a whole new chainletter needs to be written.

Basically the chain letter will say that a powerful blessing and curse has been placed on the chain letter. Those who follow its demands will be free from the curses for not forwarding any future chain letter they receive. The ultimate cure-all that will allow them to ignore all future chain letters without punishment. Those who don’t follow the demands, though, will be cursed with the curses of all chain letters they have ever forwarded. (Yes, harsh, but there’s a reason…wait for it.)

This chain letter will demand the recipient of the email to forward it to as many people as they can think of who have ever sent a chain letter to them, except for the sender of this cure-all chain-letter of course, though the sender is now immune anyway. If they can’t think of anyone who has ever sent them a chain letter, that’s where the kicker kicks in. They’re stuck. Somebody received a chain letter from them, meaning they wrote it.

There will be an added provision that you must be able to forward it to more people than chain letters you have ever written, or the curse will kick in, regardless of the number of people you can forward it to. (I know if I write this I can forward it to more than one person. Those who initially write chain letters are bound to receive them occasionally too, but they better hope they receive them from enough people, or they’re in trouble!

Not that I think that this would work. But wouldn’t it be cool to curse all the writers of chain letters in this manner? Meanwhile making everyone else in the universe immune from future chain letters. I’m wondering if I know anyone in the Wicca/Pagan community that could actually make the chain letter have this power..

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