Comments on: My Newfound Respect for Paris Hilton http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/ (It's not defined!) Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:30:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: David Learn http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3258 David Learn Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:39:38 +0000 http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3258 Actually, if Zaphod or Hilton can show that they were present in the Colonies at the time of the Revolution, then they are eligible, despite her youth and his alien origins. How many of today's voters do you reckon would know that? (I'm assuming that Hilton can hire a lawyer who would be able to argue that if she were present in Colonial times, then she passes the Constitutional muster for the age requirement, no matter what her apparent biological age.) Actually, if Zaphod or Hilton can show that they were present in the Colonies at the time of the Revolution, then they are eligible, despite her youth and his alien origins.

How many of today’s voters do you reckon would know that?

(I’m assuming that Hilton can hire a lawyer who would be able to argue that if she were present in Colonial times, then she passes the Constitutional muster for the age requirement, no matter what her apparent biological age.)

]]> By: Blair http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3257 Blair Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:25:58 +0000 http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3257 I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that many of today's voters have no idea Paris won't be eligible to be President for another 8 years. But that's what makes her such a <strong>perfect</strong> running mate for <a href="http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/03/25/the-presidency/" rel="nofollow">The Big Z</a>!! Zaphod's an alien and therefore ineligible. (I also wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that many of the aforementioned voters have no idea that Governor Schwarzenegger is ineligible to be President, even though he's a citizen.) But as <a href="/blair/zero/2008/03/25/the-presidency/#comment-3079" rel="nofollow">I've mentioned before</a>, I'm sure Zaphod can come up with whatever documentation is needed to prove that he’s a natural born citizen; so I rather doubt he'd have any problem producing the appropriate documentation for Paris. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that many of today’s voters have no idea Paris won’t be eligible to be President for another 8 years.

But that’s what makes her such a perfect running mate for The Big Z!! Zaphod’s an alien and therefore ineligible. (I also wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that many of the aforementioned voters have no idea that Governor Schwarzenegger is ineligible to be President, even though he’s a citizen.)

But as I’ve mentioned before, I’m sure Zaphod can come up with whatever documentation is needed to prove that he’s a natural born citizen; so I rather doubt he’d have any problem producing the appropriate documentation for Paris.

]]> By: Z. http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3256 Z. Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:07:03 +0000 http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3256 She's only 27, which makes her ineligible for the presidency. Um, yeah, that's the reason. She’s only 27, which makes her ineligible for the presidency. Um, yeah, that’s the reason.

]]> By: Luke http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3253 Luke Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:47:41 +0000 http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3253 haha! See you at the debate bitches! hahaha! LOVE IT! side note... it's funny that McCain used Brit and Paris as they're both registered REPUBLICANS! (source snopes). Gotta love the extreme hypocrisy! VOTE ZAPHOD! haha! See you at the debate bitches! hahaha! LOVE IT!

side note… it’s funny that McCain used Brit and Paris as they’re both registered REPUBLICANS! (source snopes). Gotta love the extreme hypocrisy! VOTE ZAPHOD!

]]> By: Custom Valances http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3252 Custom Valances Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:46:21 +0000 http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/06/my-newfound-respect-for-paris-hilton/#comment-3252 I think that it's a very smart way to get back at McCain. It's nice to see humor in politics. You may not like Paris, but this was a very interesting thing to pull off. On a side note, I would prefer to hear the candidates speak of real issues instead of playing around with who's a celebrity and who isn't. I think that it’s a very smart way to get back at McCain. It’s nice to see humor in politics. You may not like Paris, but this was a very interesting thing to pull off.

On a side note, I would prefer to hear the candidates speak of real issues instead of playing around with who’s a celebrity and who isn’t.

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