Comments on: Regular Joe http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/27/regular-joe/ (It's not defined!) Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:00:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Z http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/27/regular-joe/#comment-3370 Z Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:36:28 +0000 http://dactylmanor.org/blair/zero/2008/08/27/regular-joe/#comment-3370 It’s not too late for you to throw your own hat into the ring. Aside from having a taste for human flesh and a proclivity for exploding things, you really don’t have a lot of skeletons in the closet. Okay, so you believe your dog writes an advice column. Whose dog doesn’t? Everyone already knows where you stand on the really important issues, such as the use of windshield-based advertising, car-door-based advertising, and Spiderman-based advertising. You have a demonstrated record of leadership in the face of unseasonably bad weather, insane committee members, and a severe shortage of pants. You have no visible tattoos. As far as I can tell, you are perfectly qualified to attend the funerals of foreign dignitaries. It’s not too late for you to throw your own hat into the ring. Aside from having a taste for human flesh and a proclivity for exploding things, you really don’t have a lot of skeletons in the closet. Okay, so you believe your dog writes an advice column. Whose dog doesn’t?

Everyone already knows where you stand on the really important issues, such as the use of windshield-based advertising, car-door-based advertising, and Spiderman-based advertising. You have a demonstrated record of leadership in the face of unseasonably bad weather, insane committee members, and a severe shortage of pants. You have no visible tattoos.

As far as I can tell, you are perfectly qualified to attend the funerals of foreign dignitaries.

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