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Third Party Candidates

Paris Hilton has released a second campaign video for her (fake) presidential bid, with an endorsement from former President Jed Bartlet. Truthfully, I’m somewhat impressed by Ms. Hilton’s approach to the campaign season. Many celebrities openly endorse one candidate or another without laying out their reasons. Apparently they’d just have us vote one way or the other because someone famous said we should. Ms. Hilton is instead using her tongue-in-cheek presidential bid to bring up real issues that the real campaigns are ignoring.

Bearing that in mind, this seems like a good time to round up all the third-party candidates. Now if I could just get them to agree on a debate format….

Paris Hilton’s initial campaign video

Paris Hilton’s second campaign video

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Zaphod Beeblebrox’s Campaign Video

The Palin Presidential Campaign Announcement

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4 Responses to “Third Party Candidates”

  1. Z. Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    I plan to vote for the Donuts-Bacon ticket.

  2. Blair Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    Sounds like a ticket Homer Simpson could get behind. :-)

  3. John Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Michael Palin - President
    Paris Hilton - VP
    Zaphod Beeblebrox - Secretary of State

    And may the lord help us all

  4. John Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 5:07 am

    Without any comment as to why, you may wish to read this

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