So this fellow breaks into a house and starts looking around for the valuables. As he enters the living room, he hears a voice calling out to him, "I can see you, and so can Jesus."

Well needless to say, he's rather upset by this. He didn't think there was anybody home and now he's scared because it seems like he's about to get caught in the act. Then he realizes that there's nobody around.

"Well now, that's odd. I could have sworn I heard a voice. Doing this kind of work must be getting to me. Well that settles it, once I finish looting this house, I'm going straight. Now where's that silver chest?"

At this point, the voice calls out again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus."

Well this time the crook's certain he's been caught and practically jumps out of his skin. Spotting a nearby window, he starts running toward it, intent on making his escape. Then he notices a parrot, in a cage next to the window, staring at him.

"Well whattya know. It was a bird that had me scared. So what's your name bird?"

"<Squawk> My name's Charlie."

"Charlie, huh? That's a mighty stupid name to give a parrot."