I love going out for walks; but in the colder weather my owners don't take me out very far. They use a contraption where they're walking but not going anywhere. How do I get them off that thing and outside with me?

Jordie
Starbuck, Manitoba

Dear Jordie,

From your description, it sounds like your humans have developed a condition known as "New Years Resolution." Although it's frequently inconvient to us canines, you'll be pleased to know that it only lasts a short time. After just a few weeks the contraption you mentioned will have been tranformed into a coat rack and your humans will once again be taking you outdoors.

In the meantime, to speed the process along, I suggest you use the same measures I suggested to Camille when her humans removed the indoor plumbing.

WOOF!
Wylie